The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver
continued down the road.

Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and
instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was
a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back
to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. Even though he was certain
he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding
where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn"t
see anything, he turned to the priest and said,
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"I"m sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That"s okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door.