Sex & death
After feeling ill, a fellow sees his doctor only to
be told, "Well, old friend. I have some bad news. You only have 24 hours to live, so if
there is anything that you haven't done, but would like to, you better do it soon." The poor
guy went home and told his wife of many years
the bad news.
New York YankeesMinnesota TwinsPittsburgh Pirates She said, "Honey, I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything that you would like
me to do?" He responded, "Well, yes. I would
like to make love to you all night." His loving
wife replied, "I'll bet you would since you don't
have to get up and go to work in the morning!"